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The Jones Soda company is infamous for its ever changing Thanksgiving Dinner Holiday Pack of sodas which has included such tempting tastes as liquid "Turkey & Gravy, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Pea, and Antacid," Turkey & Gravy; Smoked Salmon Pâté, Corn on the Cob, Broccoli Casserole, and Pecan Pie," Turkey & Gravy, Green Bean Casserole, Cranberry, Mashed Potatoes with Butter, and Fruitcake," and "Turkey & Gravy, and Cranberry, Wild Herb Stuffing, Pumpkin Pie, and Brussels sprout." More gag gift than practical potables, they benefit Seattle charities. Are you ready for ... Candy Corn soda for Halloween? Wouldn't an IV of Karo Syrup be easier?



And if all you need to do to celebrate is to say "it's Sunday," The Seattle Seahawks collector pack includes tributes to "sweat, grass, dirt, sports cream ... and if you can finish it all, the Sweet Taste of Victory." (What? Soiled Jockstrap? Processed using a cotton gin?)



Is it easier to just drink Drano or wait for the Jones Soda flavor?